See All The Things Your Local Haunted House Has in Store in This Awesome Compilation

On a list of the coolest conventions in America, Transworld ranks among the top! Hosted in St. Louis, Transworld is a showcase of vendors who work specifically for those in the haunted house industry. Mask makers, engineers of animatronics, and weapons makers all peddle their high-end gear in hopes someone looking to make their haunted house even greater buys one of their goods!

I had an invitation to attend a couple years back and declined. I'm now kicking myself after watching this badass compilation by HUSH. Some of these things would scare the s*** out of me with the lights on! I'll go next year for sure!

This Creepy Ass Robot Wants to Destroy Humans

Lifelike robotic companions are much closer to becoming a reality! While we can still tell the difference now, who knows if we will in another 20 years! Dr. David Hansen wants his creation "Sophia" to be able to attend school and learn. Maybe one day she will have a family. Maybe another day humanity will bow to her. I don't know much about Sophia, but I know not to mess with her after watching this video!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Mashed Up with AVENGERS: EARTH MIGHTEST HEROES

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes remains one of my top animated series of all time. It's a damn shame it went out the way it did, even if it did get a spiritual successor! I wish I could write a thousand posts today about how much I like this Captain America: Civil War mash-up with this show and how great it is! It would make my job hella easy for starters, plus it's that good.

Great work Smartaleckcomedy!

You Too Can Make Your Own Grappling Hook Just Like Batman

Just think of how much simpler your life would be if you had Batman's grappling hook? You could instantly escape awkward situations, forgo the use of elevators, and save yourself from falling to your death basically all the time. Thanks to The Hacksmith and his series of videos, you can now live out your grappling hook dreams!

From the hook to the propulsion, he's got you covered. Follow his steps and post your results below! Or just continue to be lazy and read another article.

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE Could Be Getting a Television Series

Killer Klowns From Outer Space could soon have a four part miniseries debut according to its director/writer Stephen Chiodo. Bloody Disgusting writes that the director is in talks to develop what he calls a "requel" to air on cable television...

"Right now, we are currently pursuing a long arch series for cable. We wondered, should we do a sequel to the first one or do we do a remake? We came up with a ‘requel’ – it’s a sequel and a remake. We’ve been developing this for a while. It’s a trilogy in four parts, and it really follows the continuing adventures of new people who are experiencing this phenomenon of a Klown invasion, and once in a while you see some of the old guys pop up and hear their stories – find out what happened over the last 25 years. It’s fucking great."

If you want to hear the word straight from the horse's mouth, check out the Movie Crypt Podcast, which did a full interview with the director. Personally, I think this is fantastic news! My favorite remakes are franchises I care very little about!